Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?
"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it !"
I think my Grandson best summed up my feelings about abstract art.
We were looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash of colours and he asked, "What's that?"
I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."
"Well," he continued, "Why isn't it?"
Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?" she asked!
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